Tim Robinson's Channel Surfing | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix Is A Joke (2023)

Introduction

Tim Robinson has some wild things on TV including strangely specific legal situations, awkward back pain commercials, and a cyborg Christmas special.

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(Static, buzzing), (upbeat, music), (static, buzzing) - Have.

You been the victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation? Has.

This ever happened to you? You bought a house.

It was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls.

And in the moldings? So, you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company.

But.

When the guys show up, they immediately ask, if they can use your bathroom.

Then for over two hours.

They take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing.

Then.

They go in there together.

And you hear a bunch of scrounging around.

And then you hear a bunch of yelling.

And one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway, shouting at you that his friends foot stuck in the toilet.

And.

He says, "help him.

You gotta help him!" And.

When you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily, and laughs 'cause.

His foot wasn't, stuck., It, wasn't, stuck at all.

He was just faking it.

And.

Then they get really serious.

They say, "it's, turbo, time!" And.

They both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches.

But when you try and jump in, they yell at you, and they say, "you're, not part of the turbo team, "don't run.

You don't run with us, we're, the ones who run! "Until you're apart of this turbo team, walk slowly!".

So.

You go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books.

But.

Then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunked.

And you said, "how could that be? "There's, no way they could have shrunk the toilet." But.

Then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet, the exact same size as yours.

But with a joke hole that's, just for farts., They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And.

Now you can't take a dump in your house, 'cause your toilet, can't suck 'em down.

And you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?.

Call me, right? Now, please., (static, buzzing) - [Announcer] Chronic back pain affects everything, your family, your job, even your leisure, time.

At, Laser, Spine, Specialists, with our minimally invasive.

Spine surgery.

You can be back on your feet.

And back in the saddle.

- I never thought I'd ride again.

Thanks to Laser.

Spine, Specialists, I'm back on my bike and enjoying life.

- I.

Can finally get back to tending my garden.

- I can finally fight my wife's, new husband, Danny, Crouse.

- [Announcer] Call, Laser, Spine, Specialists for your no cost, MRI review and change your life today.

- I'm back to helping out around the house again.

- I can finally lift.

My son over my head again.

- I can lift my son over my head again.

And there ain't shit.

He can do about it.

Come here.

You little fuck! - Dad, what the hell? - Come on, ima.

Get you over my head like a big boy.

He's been rude to me his whole life! - [Announcer] Call, Laser, Spine Specialists today to learn how a less than two inch incision can give you a new lease on life.

- I can spin.

My wife again.

- I can play with my dog, again.

(dog barking) - I can get my money back from Robbie Star at Superstar, Tracks, Records., (siren, blaring), (dogs, barking), (slamming) You told me, I could sing! I listened to the record we made and it sucked.

- Hey, I disagree, Ron.

- I gave you 10,000 dollars to make me a star.

- We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really poppin' off.

- I'm through, Robbie, I, played "Mountain River Raft" for my whole family.

And they laughed at me.

- Your family hates you!, Only, I, love you.

And that song is rockin' baby.

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana, to mix it professionally.

- You listen to me, no more scamming adults into thinking, they're, stars., I, hear you tricked one more old guy at the mall.

(slamming) - What the hell, Robbie! Where's.

My air play? I had the radio tuned to that station.

You told me all weekend.

And my song never came on.

- Don't listen to him.

He tricked me too.

- He didn't trick me, I.

Am a star.

Nobody tricked me.

- Hey.

Listen Ron.

I just got this new beat in and its totally in your cue.

Zone, alright.

- Don't start this with me, Robbie, I, can't, sing.

- It's a guarantee goddamn hit, alright.

- It's.

Not exactly in my cue.

Zone, is it? - I mean, yeah.

Its also in Johnny's cue, zone.

Johnny, how 'bout you do, "Palm Tree" for us.

- (singing) Palm tree, girls, love, palm tree, guys.

- Don't give it to Johnny, don't, give it to Johnny.

Hold on.

Let me think about it for a minute! (upbeat, music), ♪, Moon river, rock, ♪, ♪, Moon river, roll.

♪ - [Announcer] Call, Laser, Spine, Specialists today and get back to things.

You've always wanted to do.

- You're too tight.

You need to loosen up, it's gonna be a hit, but you have to relax! - [Announcer] We now return to the Channel 20, Christmas, classic, "The, Night, Scrooge, Saved, Christmas"., (soft, music) - Oh.

Oh, it's, Christmas!, (crashing) - Scrooge! - Who are you?.

- I am the Ghost of Christmas Way Future.

- I've already met the Ghost of Christmas Future.

- I said, way.

Future, Scrooge!, (shots firing) - What are you here to show me? - Christmas in the year of 3050, Skeletrex and his Bone Brigade have enslaved the human race, and we need your help.

- What are you talking about? - Bonies are slaughtering humans by the millions, taking their bones and using them to make more bone soldiers, and more important, fleets of bone cars.

- What? - Frigging Bonies!, (shots, firing), But, I've got a plan.

(whooshing), We've, gotta kill Skeletrex., He's, huge!, He's, 15 feet tall.

And he has bones the size of tree trunks.

- What-- - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

He carries a club made of lava.

Damn, you, Skeletrex!, (shots, firing), Oh, crap!, One of the Bonies made made it through the Christmas portal., Quick, Scrooge, bash him with your cane! (screaming), (whacking), That's.

It Scrooge.

Now, go ahead and eat that goop, Scrooge.

It'll give you the Bonie's sense of humor.

Oh.

Watch out, Scrooge, It's, a bone llama!, Don't, let it lay an egg! - I don't know what to do! - Use your Christmas cheer and bash its fricking brains.

Out.

You idiot!, (laughing), Yeah, bash that bone llama!, Attaboy!, That's, good bone, crushin'.

- I think I'm beginning to get the hang of this.

- Scrooge.

You cheap bastard, you're, a genius at this., (intense, music), Oh, crap!, The, Bone Brigade just did a bunch more bad.

Stuff.

We're gonna have to go to the future.

Crap dang it.

This sucks! (static, buzzing), (upbeat, music).